The Universe is made of Stories , not Atoms
I had a shitty day and wanted to write something little and fun.
AU in which Killian and Emma are teacher chaperones at the high school dance.
Go steady with me.
“Had I known this is what you wear to chaperone, Swan,” He leans casually against the wall to her left, light smirk twisting the corners of his lips as he looks her up and down slowly. “Perhaps I would have volunteered sooner.”
She can practically feel his gaze as it lingers on the exposed skin of her collarbones, his ridiculous blue eyes flashing in the poorly lit gym. Unfair – it is unfair how he manages to look so good in a gym covered in taffeta and hormones. His eyes flick back to hers with a grin.
“Please.” She rolls her eyes as another pre-teen lurks by, eyes fixed on her legs. She frowns and tugs her hem further down her thighs. Wrong dress – this was definitely the wrong dress. “I’m pretty sure you would argue just to argue with me.”
He chuckles, hearty and rich, and her stomach flips in response. “Too right, lass.” He leans forward until their shoulders are touching, the rough starch of his shirt (he chose to go decidedly informal, his usual vest abandoned for a dark blue button down and jesus christ does the loose necktie work for him) grazing her bare arm. “Perhaps I just like to see you all hot and bothered.”
No Way In Hell (CS Actors AU; Chapter 1)
born from my set and scrip tease and your wonderful excitement, I present to you the 1st chapter of No Way In Hell
Summary: Heartthrob Killian Jones and Hollywood’s golden princess Emma Swan are chasing their dreams, hating each other since before their first meeting and thinking they will just have to tolerate the other while the shooting of their latest movie lasts. But there’s some fine print on those contracts of theirs and it seems that they don’t know quite what they have signed up for, both on and off set.
Also on FF.net
Rating: T (will rise eventually)
Word Count: 1 724
“I ain’t working with her!”
“Oh, yes. Yes, you are.”
“No, no, no. Sorry, sis, but even I have my limits.”
“Really? Where did you find those? See, I know you must have found them because you don’t have the money to actually buy… well, anything.”
“You’re exaggerating, lass.” Killian rolled his eyes at his sister, no, his agent, she was 100% in agent mode right now.
Funny thing though - no matter which part she was playing, Ruby Jones was always a pain in his ass.
“I’m not broke, Ruby. I’m just not gonna be buying you a new Ferrari anytime soon.”
Something dangerous, almost animalistic, flashed in the brunette’s eyes. Something that Killian was usually delighted to see because it meant she was going to hunt down one hell of a role for him. Something that right now, as his little sister stalked towards him in her blood-red 6-inch heels, scared him more than a little bit.
“Yeah, you are!” she said once again, literally shoving the contract in his face.
“No way in hell, David!”
David Nolan took a seat on the black leather couch behind him and with a groan let his head drop in his hands. If there was one nightmare that all agents shared it was a stubborn actor and he had been living the nightmare for the last six years. Oh, he loved the girl but to say she was difficult was a bit of un understatement.
“Emma, please, if you let this chance pass you by, you’re going to regret it. I’m begging you here.”
“Which part of me wanting to be taken seriously did you not understand?”
“This is exactly why you have to take the part. This movie is not your typical action-packed blockbuster that will blow over in a week. It’s going to open you the door to a whole new side of the industry.”
“Ugh,” Emma Swan buried her hands in her blonde locks and pulled in frustration. “I cannot believe they want to cast that idiot!”
tumblr is currently a place for people not at comic-con to sit and wait for pictures of comic-con to be posted. then cry about how we are not at comic-con.
It’s so comforting to know that I won’t be alone in this.